Maritime Studies Pillows

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Rats deserting a sinking ship

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We're drifting apart.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"