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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'We're drifting apart.'

Suez Canal Curse

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"