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'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"