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'Yessir, that's a jellyfish. No bones about it.'

The Coffin Ships

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

"Shall I let them breathe."

Moustached gentleman

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'It was this big. I swear'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Ahoy

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'