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"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

A writer goes sailing.

A Higgs Bosun

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

School of Fish

A Tale of the Sea

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

Sailing

'You're a little overweight.'

Edward Teach