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Wow, falsetto. Didn

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The one that got away

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The hyenas started it."

Lazy Octopus

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Turtle Hat

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'