Marine Engineering T-Shirts

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The first car accident.

Pipe Dream.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

A Hole in the Dike

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Build a Raft

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Eureka!

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Early cyborg.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.