Oceanic Engineers T-Shirts

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

underwater knight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Thar she blows!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'