Offshore Engineer T-Shirts

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Panama Papers Scandal

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Replacement Lighthouse

"We're luckier than most people..."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Sailor and mine

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Suez canal blocking.

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world