Offshore Worker T-Shirts

'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

Turbine Escape

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Coastguard

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"