Offshore Worker Gifts

'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

Turbine Escape

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Woo-hoo!"

Camel In The Tent

'Who is to blame?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Coastguard

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.