Offshore Drilling Worker Gifts

Demand For Oil

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'Who is to blame?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

The Procrastinator

Energy trap.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

"Woo-hoo!"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

BP's Spill Bill