Offshore Work Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates offshore work? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items for sailors, maritime professionals, or remote workers who spend time at sea. Find something unique that captures their adventurous spirit and hardworking nature. Whether on mugs, shirts, or prints, these products combine humor with a sense of camaraderie, making them ideal for anyone who loves or lives the offshore lifestyle.

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'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?' mockup

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...' mockup

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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Relaxing in the Sun

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"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

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'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''! mockup

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

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Panama Papers Scandal

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"We're going to need a bigger rake." mockup

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

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'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.' mockup

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

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'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!' mockup

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

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A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves. mockup

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

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'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.' mockup

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

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'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!' mockup

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

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"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here." mockup

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

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"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic." mockup

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

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'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.' mockup

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

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'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!! mockup

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

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'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

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Demand For Oil

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"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas." mockup

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

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"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!" mockup

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

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"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again." mockup

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

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Outdoor Working

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"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable." mockup

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

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'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!' mockup

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

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'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?' mockup

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

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"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?" mockup

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

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"I've hidden my nuts in an offshore forest."

"I've hidden my nuts in an offshore forest." mockup

"I've hidden my nuts in an offshore forest."

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Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread! mockup

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

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Head Gardener

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The Farmer

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Offshore Work Gifts Collection

Offshore Work Mugs

Explore our collection of offshore work mugs and bring a splash of humor to their daily routine—perfect for any sailor or remote worker's kitchen.

Offshore Work Pillows

Discover our offshore work pillows, ideal for nautical home decor or boat comfort. Add a humorous maritime touch to any space they love.

Offshore Work Prints

Check out our vibrant offshore-themed prints that capture the spirit of adventure at sea—perfect for maritime decor and remote work celebration.

Offshore Work T-Shirts

Browse our offshore work T-shirts to find witty and stylish designs for maritime pros and remote job lovers alike—celebrate their sea-bound adventures.