Offshore Operator Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for someone working as an offshore operator? Our collection offers witty, creative items that celebrate their adventurous spirit and tough profession. Whether it's for a birthday or a special thank you, find something that resonates with their offshore adventures and maritime lifestyle.

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'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...' mockup

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

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"I see the downsizing continues." mockup

"I see the downsizing continues."

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'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.' mockup

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

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"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back." mockup

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

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"I'll check and see if he's available." mockup

"I'll check and see if he's available."

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"International trade"

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"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us." mockup

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

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"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep." mockup

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

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Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

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"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too." mockup

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

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Thermidor Dali

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'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,' mockup

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

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'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''! mockup

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

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"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..." mockup

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

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"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party." mockup

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

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'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.' mockup

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

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Panama Papers Scandal

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"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours." mockup

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

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'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.' mockup

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

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Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly. mockup

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

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'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.' mockup

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

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"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ." mockup

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

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'Snack Bar's Open.'

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'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!' mockup

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

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'And remember: this isn't a submarine!' mockup

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

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'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

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The Church-Going Bell.

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"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed." mockup

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

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"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles." mockup

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

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'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?' mockup

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

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Demand For Oil

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Oil Workers

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RSI

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Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry mockup

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

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Offshore Operator Gifts Collection

Offshore Operator Mugs

Looking for more humorous gifts for offshore operators? Check out our collection of mugs that bring a splash of fun to their daily routine.

Offshore Operator Pillows

Add a nautical touch to their space with our cozy pillows featuring offshore themes—browse the collection for more charming designs.

Offshore Operator Prints

Decorate their home or office with our maritime prints—click to find stylish and fun artwork celebrating life at sea.

Offshore Operator T-Shirts

Wrap up their offshore adventures with our witty t-shirts, perfect for on and off the boat—click to explore more maritime-inspired apparel.