Offshore Drilling Gifts

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Panama Papers Scandal

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Demand For Oil

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Oil Workers

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

"I've hidden my nuts in an offshore forest."

Turbine Escape

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Wait, that's not a robotized worker, that's Al Gore checking things out.'

Footprint on Alaska

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

"And how long have you been in oil?"

"If they’re going to make me pay more tax I’ll go abroad and not pay somewhere else."