Marine Worker Gifts

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

Titanic iceberg auction

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Overturned boat.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Lighthouse switch

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.