Shipping Worker Gifts

Learn Boxing

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Fragile stamper.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

Time Clock

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Up your end.

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Lighthouse

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house