Shipping Worker Gifts

Learn Boxing

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Fragile stamper.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Time Clock

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Ever Given

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

Rats leave a launching ship.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Up your end.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Lighthouse

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house