Shipping Clerk Gifts

Fragile stamper.

'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Ever Given

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How much would you take off for cash?

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."