Mailroom Clerk Gifts

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"You do realize that without spell check you'd be back in the mailroom."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Useless information"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

A Lady Out Shopping.

"We need a better piling system."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Fine Print Letters

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'