Mail Room Staff Gifts

"Sending letters instead of emails keeps the balls out of my court longer."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Grrrr....'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

'Botox.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

"The buck stops next door"

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

This Side Up.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

Boss catches employee sleeping his way to the top.

Large Print Librarian.

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."