Mailroom Staff Gifts

"I'm sorry. When I told everybody that we started in the mailroom together, I didn't realize you were still there."

'We'll be relying on three sources of raw data ? direct mail, phone survey, and Eddie in the mail room.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'This is the mail room, they're a little short of staff sometimes.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

Nasa Incoming Mail.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Mail's here."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'