Post Office Staff Gifts

US Postal Service: 'Sleet, Snow, Gloom of Night'.

Tortoise Mailman.

'Grrrr....'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Mail's here."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

The birth of junk mail.

The other days of the year...

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Anything for me?"

Snail Mail