Post Office Staff T-Shirts

US Postal Service: 'Sleet, Snow, Gloom of Night'.

Tortoise Mailman.

'Grrrr....'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Snail Mail

The other days of the year...

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

The Great Rainbow of China

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."