Postal Service Employee T-Shirts

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Dead letter dept.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Mail's here."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Snail Mail

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

The Great Rainbow of China

The other days of the year...

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"