Postal Service Employee Pillows

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Dead letter dept.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

The Great Rainbow of China

Snail Mail

The other days of the year...

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Dog's game