Postal Worker Pillows

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

This end up - You idiot.

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

You're being sued for false advertising.

Postman training.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

'For faster service next time use Email. Thank you!'

"What you want is Woodland Avenue."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Man on island e-mail error message.

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'Here's an optimistic touch. My social security check was mailed with a ‘Forever Stamp.''

Ed had the worst route of them all.

'Tell me again about the old days when you controlled the flow of information...before the internet.'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Look, pal, we lose a lot of packages -- What makes yours so special?'