Postal Worker Pillows

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'

This end up - You idiot.

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

You're being sued for false advertising.

'For faster service next time use Email. Thank you!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"What you want is Woodland Avenue."

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman training.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

Ed had the worst route of them all.

'Here's an optimistic touch. My social security check was mailed with a ‘Forever Stamp.''

Man on island e-mail error message.

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

Shipping and Handling Your Emotions

A mailman walks past carrying a gun while a man posts a letter

If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?