Postal Workers Gifts

"That GPS navigator we ordered got lost in the mail."

Beware of the Cat

'You say that the letter is too heavy and needs extra stamps? Surely that will make it even heavier?'

'What ever happened to 'neither snow nor rain nor dark of night'?'

'Congratulations! You may already have won a cruise to Alaska!'

Flowers always arrive fresh with 'Pelican Flower Delivery Services'...

Strike Action Man.

Poison letter sent to Obama.

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'