Post Office Employee Gifts

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Overworked in the office

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Mail's here."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'He's an expendable.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.