Post Office Goer Gifts

"Right, I'm off to join the queue at the post office."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Mail's here."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

"Anything for me?"

The other days of the year...

The Great Rainbow of China

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

Snail Mail

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Dog's game