Post Office Gifts

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'I'm sorry ma'am, but this really is too big to mail. '

US Post Office, Walk Ins Welcome.

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

US election postal vote controversy

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog's game

Beware of the Dragon

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"There's the mailman!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters