Post Office Gifts

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'I'm sorry ma'am, but this really is too big to mail. '

US Post Office, Walk Ins Welcome.

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

An Impossible Election

Santa called but you were out!

US election postal vote controversy

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Dog's game

Beware of the Dragon

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?