Postage Gifts

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"Could you drop this card off at my sisters house in Australia, I forgot to post it."

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

US election postal vote controversy

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Beware of the Dragon

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Beware of Doug

"There's the mailman!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.