Postal Service Gifts

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'Maybe the correspondence school doesn't even have a bus.'

In the near future. . . 'Back in the 'old days'...a mail carrier would walk house to house delivering mail six days a week!'

Sneaky dog is after the mailman.

Postal Service Problems. "I hear to get out of their financial bind the postal service will likely adopt the same business model as airlines..."

'Ho, ho, ho yourself.'

Postal Worker Satisfaction

'Would you please stamp it 'Fragile' and tape this St. Christopher's medal to it?'

Envelopes.

US Postal Service.

'I have every faith in postal voting.'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Dear John, I'm here.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stops the mail from going through ... but inefficiency sure does.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.

"There's the mailman!"

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"'For data protection reasons, I can't say where I left your parcel.' What the..."

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

"It was returned for insufficient postage."

Bull mailman sees red flags

"We should disguise our mail as bills. Because that's the only mail that is never late."

"I see you are a man of letters."

Mail. . . Spam

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Mail lady pushes the mail up a mountain.

"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

"Dog house"

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

P.S. van.