Postal Delivery Gifts

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LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Anything for me?"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."