Postal Carrier Gifts

Lucky loved his job at the Post Office, but hated himself for doing it.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

The other days of the year...

Snail Mail

The Great Rainbow of China

"Anything for me?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"