Postal Carrier Gifts

Lucky loved his job at the Post Office, but hated himself for doing it.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Mail's here."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

Snail Mail

The birth of junk mail.

The Great Rainbow of China

The other days of the year...

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."