Child-rearing Mail Carrier Gifts

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Anything for me?"

Working from Home

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Nanny with children on leash