Letter Carrier Gifts

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

"Dog house"

For the last time, I'm a "letter carrier" not a "mail escort."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

"Good, you're home. Can we go for a walk?"

"Yes, ma'am, I saw the sign...but you really need to tie him up!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"Anything for me?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?