Card Carrier Gifts

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Once again, I fold.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

Worm Bed

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'