Mail Carrier Gifts

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

"What you want is Woodland Avenue."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

New Marvel Heroes

A mailman walks past carrying a gun while a man posts a letter

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Grandpa says he used to have a mailbox...and somebody called a mail carrier used to put mail in it."

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?

"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman delivering post

'Communications are down. Good thing we kept our Pony Express rider around.'

Dog's game

In the near future. . . 'Back in the 'old days'...a mail carrier would walk house to house delivering mail six days a week!'

'Hey! You forgot the stamp!'

Air Mail Only.

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

Postal Service Problems. "I hear to get out of their financial bind the postal service will likely adopt the same business model as airlines..."

Junk mail.

Christmas postie!

Beware of the Cat.

Stamps/ "I'll be back on a jiffy."

Brian the dog#2 - Contrary to public opinion Brian actually liked postmen.

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'