Card Carrier Mugs

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Anything for me?"

Worm Bed

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Dog's game

Card shark

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"