Card Shopper Mugs

Cards. Sympathy. Empathy.

'My sister asked me to thank you-she's now fully recovered.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everything's gone up."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Just look'in'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Fashion Mistake.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

Red Card - Gold Card.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"