Postal Delivery Mugs

Cheese of the Week: Brie

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sisyphus Pizza

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"There's the mailman!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."