Paper Delivery Gifts

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Grrrr....'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"There's the mailman!"

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Paper Trail

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"