Newspaper Delivery Gifts

'You didn't tip the paper boy.'

"I'm not looking for a toy paperboy."

'That was fun!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Paper Boy

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."