Newspaper Delivery Gifts

'You didn't tip the paper boy.'

"I'm not looking for a toy paperboy."

'That was fun!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Reading the sports pages.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Grrrr....'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Paper Boy

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.