Newspaper Vendor Gifts

'Sir, I can offer you a daily supply at half price!' 'But these are last weeks!'

Newspaper Vendor: 'Read ALL about it! On Line!'

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

Do you have the telegraph?

"Psst - Evening News."

Evening News - Aliens Have Landed (Alien selling newspapers).

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'Read all about it! After the Newspaper Strike!'

'Read ALL about IT! In other BETTER Newspapers!'

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

"Hey! This is nothing but a bunch of little lines and empty boxes."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'That was fun!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Paper Boy

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"FREEDOM!!!"