Newspaper Distributor Gifts

"Ralph, it's the Paper Boy."

'That was fun!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Night-shift entrance

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Paper Boy

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'So, what are the terms of use?'

A dog reads a newspaper

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

News - Panto stars to strike.

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

Quite literary.

Mole News: Obituaries

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'How long has what been going on?'

"Sod U OK!?"

Suicide