Newspaper Delivery Boy Gifts

When I Served

"Collecting? The money is in the bushes where you throw my paper everyday."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Anything for me?"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Beware of the Dragon

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.