Newspaper Delivery Boy Pillows

"Collecting? The money is in the bushes where you throw my paper everyday."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Anything for me?"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Beware of the Dragon

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.