Delivery Boy Pillows

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

"I ordered pepperoni, not paparazzi!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Exit Next Left

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Santa called but you were out!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.