News Delivery Pillows

"Thank goodness Edwin got a paper route to help pay for prescriptions not covered by Medicare."

Trial by Media

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Newspaper suicide.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Grrrr....'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"There's the mailman!"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

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'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'So, what are the terms of use?'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Beware of the dog.

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

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"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"