News Coverage Pillows

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

Trial by Media

'This is Fred Lattimore, substituting for Larry Cunningham, who was totally grossed out by tonight's lead story.'

Michael Buerk

War reporter

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion